I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
two words...techno handjob
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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