Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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