When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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