if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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