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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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