Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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