white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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