just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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