I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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