When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
