He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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