your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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