I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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