Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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