ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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