I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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