Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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