OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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