i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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