And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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