State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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