We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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