Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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