I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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