Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he was CRYING into my vagina
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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