So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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