found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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