Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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