I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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