Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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