How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
All the doctor said was why
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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