If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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