I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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