we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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