Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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