Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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