I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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