we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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