mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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