This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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