She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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