Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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