Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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