Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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