just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
tell me about the fingering
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