so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We have started to decorate penises.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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