Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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