and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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