Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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