Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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