I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Im part way to drunk.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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