Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
its not stalking. its research.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize