I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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