You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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